Fangs Need Flossing Too Vampire Dentist Halloween T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"Fangs Need Flossing Too" dominates the design in a playful font accompanied by a set of cartoonish vampire teeth gripping dental tools. Rendered in black, green, cream, and brown, the vintage illustration style adds a nostalgic touch reminiscent of classic Halloween graphics. The humor here appeals especially to dads who appreciate a witty take on dental hygiene during spooky season, making it a fun conversation starter at costume parties. This T-shirt can brighten up any Halloween celebration, inviting laughter and light-heartedness wherever it's worn. It’s an unexpected blend of fright and fun, perfect for those who love to show their playful side while embracing the holiday spirit.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What dental tools are featured in the design?
The illustration includes cartoonish dental tools like floss and mirrors, adding to the whimsical dentist theme that complements the vampire imagery.
Does the design feature any other Halloween elements?
While the main focus is on the vampire teeth and dental tools, the overall vintage style evokes a classic Halloween vibe without adding additional spooky elements.
What tone does the text convey?
The text presents a humorous, light-hearted take on dental health, cleverly merging Halloween themes with a dad-joke style that resonates well with parents.
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