I'm Not A Golfer, I'm A Collector Of Aggravation T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"I'M NOT A GOLFER. I'M A COLLECTOR OF AGGRAVATION." is laid out in a clean, minimalist font that strips away any distraction from the humor. Accompanied by a simple graphic of a golf flag and hole, the black-and-white color scheme enhances the starkness of the message. This shirt suits anyone who enjoys a good laugh about their golfing frustrations, especially those who might feel like golf is more about the aggravation than the game. It's ideal for wear on the greens or during casual meet-ups with friends who share similar sentiments about their golf experiences. The straightforward presentation highlights the irony without overwhelming the viewer, making it a standout choice for humor lovers.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What message does this T-shirt convey?
The shirt humorously expresses the frustration many golfers feel, suggesting that playing golf feels more like collecting aggravation than enjoying the sport.
Is the design suited for casual gatherings?
Absolutely! It's a fun conversation starter and can be worn comfortably during casual gatherings with fellow golf enthusiasts.
What kind of style does the shirt feature?
The shirt boasts a minimalist typography style, emphasizing the humor through a straightforward text layout alongside a simple graphic.
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